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Aug 25, 2026 · Beards of War
Episode Debrief: One Ring, Two Cops, Five Dead Aliens
The Beards suited up for DCU’s Lanterns, a TV-MA mystery series that drops Hal Jordan and John Stewart into small-town Nebraska, where the bodies are alien, the local ranchers are heavily armed, and nobody seems…
Aug 13, 2026 · Beards of War
CrossFit Zombies: The Dead Don’t Skip Cardio
Fat Broken Rambo and Thick Nick Fury revisit the zombie movies that shaped the genre—from Romero’s shambling dead to the Olympic-level maniacs of modern horror. Let’s establish one thing immediately: we are not…
Jul 31, 2026 · Beards of War
We Watched It So You Don’t Have To: Masters of the Universe (2026)
The Beards mustered for Masters of the Universe — 2026’s run at the He-Man legend — hoping to relive a little 1984. A cast full of big names showed up, and it did not help. Between the tone swings, jokes landing at…
Jul 21, 2026 · Beards of War
Episode Debrief: The Odyssey — Not Service Connected
The Beards convened for one of the big ones: Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey. Homer by way of IMAX — and a room full of veterans with real feelings about long trips home. The crew came in braced for the hype — and split…
Jul 21, 2026 · Beards of War
BOW Singleton Reviews: Ready or Not 2: Here I Come
By Fat Broken Rambo ⚠️ SPOILER WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD ⚠️ If you haven’t watched “Ready or Not 2: Here I Come” yet, fall back immediately. I am spoiling the shit out of this movie and for good reason. (Currently…
Jul 20, 2026 · Beards of War
A New Adventure Begins: Beards of War Goes to the Movies
By Cap’n Jack Welcome to the very first blog post from Beards of War! It feels fitting that our blog begins with an epic adventure—because this weekend, we’re heading to the theater to see The Odyssey, and we couldn’t…
May 15, 2026 · Beards of War
Episode Debrief: Frank Castle Isn’t Fighting Crime… He’s Fighting Ghosts
Alright, listen up, troops. This week’s episode of Beards of War dives into The Punisher: Born Again, a dark ride through Frank Castle’s latest battle—this time against ghosts from his past. The crew gave it a solid nod…
May 9, 2026 · Beards of War
Episode Debrief: Matt Murdock Went FULL SEND in Court
Alright, listen up, troops—this week’s episode of Beards of War is dropping some serious truth bombs about Daredevil. The crew went full tactical on the finale of Season 2, calling out its gritty realism and fight…
May 1, 2026 · Beards of War
Episode Debrief: Daredevil: Born Again Season 2 Review | Kingpin Unleashed, Defenders Incoming?!
Welcome back to Beards of War, where we suit up for another round of movie talk—this time, swinging into the shadows with Daredevil: Born Again Season 2 Review | Kingpin Unleashed, Defenders Incoming?!. The team’s…
Apr 16, 2026 · Beards of War
We Watched It So You Don’t Have To: Thrash
The Beards took one for the team on Thrash. The hosts reviewed the movie ‘Thrash’, finding it ridiculous and hilarious but poorly written with a lack of plot, and were extremely negative about a shark-themed disaster…
Apr 7, 2026 · Beards of War
Episode Debrief: What to watch… Catching up with Beards of War
Back in the Beards of War bunker, we’ve got a full battle rattle of reviews to catch you up on. The squad tackled some heavy hitters like Project Hail Mary, which had us nodding along with its smart sci-fi twist, and…
Jan 30, 2026 · Beards of War
Episode Debrief: Beards of War Review: The Wrecking Crew (2026)
This week on Beards of War, we tackled a mixed bag of action and comedy with The Wrecking Crew (2026). The boys also took swings at Bad Boys: Ride or Die and the series Way of the Gun, which earned some serious props…
Dec 24, 2025 · Beards of War
Episode Debrief: BOW Presents: Die Hard 2: Die Harder…
Alright, listen up, troops—this week on Beards of War, we’re dropping back into the action with Die Hard 2. The crew gave it a solid thumbs-up, especially for Bruce Willis’s no-nonsense heroics and those high-octane set…
Nov 27, 2025 · Beards of War
Episode Debrief: BOW Presents: Welcome to Derry: Season 1: Episode 4 & 5
Alright, listen up, troops—this week’s episode of Beards of War tackles the terrifying streets of Derry with a double feature that’ll have you checking under the bed. We’re diving into IT, both the HBO series and its…
Aug 28, 2025 · Beards of War
Episode Debrief: Nobody Recap – Watch before Nobody 2
Gear up, grunts! The Beards of War crew just dropped a rip-roaring episode, tackling the kind of high-octane action flicks that make us feel like we’re back in the thick of it. They broke down Nobody, John Wick: Chapter…
Apr 16, 2025 · Beards of War
Episode Debrief: BOW Presents: Yellowjackets, Season 3, Episode 10 “Full Circle” SPOILERRIFFIC review!
Over at Beards of War, we’ve got a fresh batch of military-grade movie talk, and this time the squad is breaking down the season three finale of Yellowjackets. The hosts dive deep into character dynamics—because let’s…
Dec 24, 2024 · Beards of War
Episode Debrief: The Christmas Eve Episode
Well, listen up, troops—we’ve got a festive mission for you this holiday season. In The Christmas Eve Episode, the crew of Beards of War dives into some classic Christmas flicks that’ll have you feeling merrier than…
Dec 3, 2024 · Beards of War
Episode Debrief: 28 Reasons why you should watch, Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
Alright, listen up, troop. We’re rolling out another episode of Beards of War, and this time we’re tackling a classic that’s got more mileage than a Humvee on its last legs: Planes, Trains and Automobiles. If you’ve…
Oct 25, 2024 · Beards of War
Episode Debrief: These Are Not the Twins You Were Looking For Brothers Review
Ever wonder what happens when you toss a dramatic war drama, a heist comedy, and some Ocean’s crew into the Beards of War blender? This episode, we’re breaking down Brothers, which had our hosts rolling their eyes at…
Aug 21, 2024 · Beards of War
Episode Debrief: Beards of War: 203: The Love In Our Star Wars
In this episode of Beards of War, we’ve got a lineup that’s more eclectic than a platoon’s snack stash. From the gritty tank battles of Fury to the heartwarming chaos of Love on the Spectrum Australia, these hosts…