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Apr 7, 2026 · Beards of War

Episode Debrief: What to watch… Catching up with Beards of War

Back in the Beards of War bunker, we’ve got a full battle rattle of reviews to catch you up on. The squad tackled some heavy hitters like Project Hail Mary, which had us nodding along with its smart sci-fi twist, and…

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Project Hail Mary poster

Title: Project Hail Mary (2026)

Type: Feature film

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The debrief

Back in the Beards of War bunker, we’ve got a full battle rattle of reviews to catch you up on. The squad tackled some heavy hitters like Project Hail Mary, which had us nodding along with its smart sci-fi twist, and The Gray Man, where Chris Hemsworth proved he’s still got the moves. We also gave props to Crime 101 for keeping things lighthearted, though we might’ve rolled our eyes a few times at The Apprentice. Overall, it was a mixed bag—some solid wins, but not every mission hit the mark.

Now, before you deploy to the couch, we’ve got one last order: check out the full episode. Whether you’re in the mood for deep-space drama or high-stakes action, there’s something here for every kind of troop. Don’t just take our word for it—suit up and see for yourself.

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“I thought it was going to be at some point they linked up between Halle Berry, Mark Ruffalo and Chris Hemsworth that they had decided, you know what? Yeah, we’re, we’re going to do it.”

— The Beards, on the mics

On the mics

Scorched Earth

Scorched Earth

Host

Thick Nick Fury

Thick Nick Fury

Host

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