Apr 16, 2026 · Beards of War
We Watched It So You Don’t Have To: Thrash
The Beards took one for the team on Thrash. The hosts reviewed the movie ‘Thrash’, finding it ridiculous and hilarious but poorly written with a lack of plot, and were extremely negative about a shark-themed disaster…
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The debrief
The Beards took one for the team on Thrash. The hosts reviewed the movie ‘Thrash’, finding it ridiculous and hilarious but poorly written with a lack of plot, and were extremely negative about a shark-themed disaster movie (likely ‘Sharkastik’) and ‘Sharknado’.
The verdict
We watched it so you don’t have to. Skip this one.